ahsatan rednale

Natasha Elander



I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies. 

but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.

(via rose-mary-jane)

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.


The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via paulineway)

Funny cause dicks are so NOT important. Pretty sure I could buy a custom size penis that vibrates, lights up, and plays music while making my margarita. 🙌

(via slutterguts)

(Source: dolly-lungs, via rose-mary-jane)

I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out.

—Clementine von Radics (via tommyshelby)

(Source: clementinevonradics, via sarcasticsomeone)